Ask A Ninja

Check out this business model from Ask A Ninja.com. Apparently you can make 7 figures from people's love for ninja parody. We here at inner-ninja have a top secret plan to match, nay, to surpass 7 figures one day. This plan will be unleashed within the next month or two.

It can be summed up as:
Don ninja suit. Say sarcastic shit that's not really that inspired. Collect 1 million dollars.

Damn, that's already been done. Well, we have another plan. It will be announced shortly. Mark our words. You will like it. It too involves a black ninja suit and a camera. There may be a docile sheep, too... and a bottle of Courvoisier

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