Ninjas Attack at Yale

A group of Ivy League Ninjas attacked a speaker for the Yale Political Union. Richard Stallman had been giving a talk on digital restrictions management when a contingent of black-clad ninjas started making trouble. While I have no idea what digital restrictions are, or why their management would be of concern to ninjas, I was certainly impressed by the coordination of the attack, the stealthy unexpected appearance, and most importantly the cute smiles of the otherwise vicious assassins.

Stallman was apparently unhurt, but rattled. This may be the first appearance of the ninja in political circles within an Ivy League institution.

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