Turn down the volume on your computer. No, actually turn off the volume. Now go visit the insane ninja site Real Ultimate Power. It is a farcical site that really oversimplifies the concept of the ninja to its most base and silly form - and does a damn good job of it:
Facts:While certainly the scope and power of the ninja is insulted here, you have to laugh. Check out the movie section for a shocking look at the depth of the public facination with the mock legend of the ninja.
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people