If we assume that John McCain is the next Republican presidential nominee, then the most important question for the Democrats becomes who can beat McCain?
Most head-to-head polls show Obama winning, and Hillary losing or just breaking even. Why, you might ask, does Obama poll more favorably? Some will point to his visionary style. Others will cite his oratorical prowess. All seem to embrace his notion of change.
But all this is nonsense. The real reason Obama is going to be the next president of the United States is that he can dunk on McCain.
Look at this nasty facial he's throwing down. Is there any lingering doubt? Will you please tell the rest of the world? Profits from this gear will go to Obama '08.
And as a wise man once said, "Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk." And as an astute commenter pointed out, there are secret military intelligence files on Barack's rebounding skills. But we already knew this after Super Tuesday.
YES WE CAN.