Ninja Bitch

In case you missed it, Tina Fey returned to Saturday Night Live a week ago and unleashed some wickedly good humor in reference to Hillary Clinton:

TINA FEY: Maybe what bothers me the most is that people say that Hillary is a bitch. Let me say something about that: Yeah, she is. So am I and so is this one. [Points to Amy Poehler]

AMY POEHLER: Yeah, deal with it.

TINA FEY: You know what, bitches get stuff done. That's why Catholic schools use nuns as teachers and not priests. Those nuns are mean old clams and they sleep on cots and they're allowed to hit you. And at the end of the school year you hated those bitches but you knew the capital of Vermont. So, I'm saying it's not too late Texas and Ohio, bitch is the new black!
And so it is only fair that this blog point out another kind of downtrodden feminine hero - the female ninja or kunoichi. Far too often female ninja assassins have played second fiddle to their fat-necked, sweaty-oppressor male counterparts. It is time to honor the ninja bitch, who not only gets stuff done, but gets fools killed in a womanly way that deserves equal pay... and stuff.

1 comment:

Baba Doodlius said...

Let's start a chant:

"Equal Payy for Equal Ass-Kicking!"

Goooooo Ninja Bitches!