The "Aplets and Cotlets" Method

And now, for another installment of the "101 Vengeful Tricks of the Ninja Assassin," I present to you this wisdom:

Deliver one box of Aplets and Cotlets to the house of the enemy each day for the rest of the enemy's life. Always remember, Aplets and Cotlets contain "blossom-fresh flavor of crisp Washington apples, the tangy goodness of ripe apricots, and the nutty richness of crunchy English walnuts," and have been around since 1920.

Wield this knowledge carefully, for it is most powerful indeed.

1 comment:

odd facts said...

It is most powerful. And powerfully funny!